My Uncle's Gym III
By: BigMike

It was around the end of the night on a Friday and my uncle's gym was clearing out. Me and my buddy Dan were still there working out. We were just killing time cause we were going to a party that was getting started pretty late. We had busted our asses, really pushing each other to our limits. There were a couple other guys there but we mostly had the place to ourselves.

I got to tell you a little about Dan, he's a real wild guy. He's always the one who is getting shit stirred up when we go anywhere. He's usually got three or four girls juggled around, so one of them is always showing up and screaming her head off and calling him on his shit (he says the best fucking is make up sex so he gets a lot of that.) A cocky dude that you would probably think is an asshole if he wasn't your bud, but a great guy to have around. Looks like that dude Seann William Scott but more beefy. Party dude.

He's a real showoff too. He will drop his shorts and flash anybody, and he loves mooning. He's got a thing about his ass, always looking for an excuse to show it. When we're all swimming his board shorts are always hanging low and showing a lot of crack. Last summer we were all drunk and he got crazy and on a dare crushed a beer can with his glutes. He will brag about it any time. Doesn't take him a whole lot to get crazy.

So we finish up and go to the showers and decide to go sit in the jacuzzi for a while. It was around closing time but my uncle doesn't care if we hang out longer than that, cause it takes him longer to finish up stuff and get everything shut down.

We were settling down into the water and I saw Dan had something in his hand, a joint and a lighter.

"Dude, you fucking crazy?"

"Yeah!" he said, lighting up. "I just scored this shit and man it is fuckin sweet."

I looked around. "Don't be a fuckin ass, man, my uncle will go ballistic. You know he's buddies with half the sheriff's department, one of those dudes could be working out here tonight."

"Chill, asshole," Dan got the joint going. "Nobody's going to fucking care. I'll get some for your uncle."

I was a little nervous but what the hell. Dan was right, we were alone and my uncle probably wouldn't give a shit. After all, he smokes weed. We smoked together sometimes back at home.

"Okay, pass that over here."

After a while the hot water and the weed had us really fucking high. We were talking about all kinds of shit. There was part of me that really wanted to tell Dan what had been going on at the gym - how I caught my uncle swallowing a guy whole, and how he taught me to do it too. My uncle gave me this protein drink with a lot of herbs and amino acids and other shit and it kicks your metabolism into ultrahigh gear and puts you in overdrive. Thats how I first swallowed a dude, although my uncle was saying after a while I would be able to do it on instinct alone without the drink. I didn't know how to get around to bringing it up but I knew Dan would think it was cool.

He got up out of the water and went over to the locker he was using. "Look what I got, man." He rummaged around in there and pulled out a couple of cans of beer. "Still cold. Let's get this fucking party started, bro."

I was laughing as he tossed me one. "Man, you are fucking unbelievable. If we get caught my uncle is going to toss your ass out so fast."

Dan just grinned. "Like I said man, there's enough for him too." He stood there by his locker, all wet, popped the can open and tipped his head back. His adam's apple was going up and down as he slugged the whole can. He belched. "Uhhh yeah. Good shit."

He grabbed another beer out of the sixpack cooler he had stashed in his locker, and headed back to the jacuzzi. "We'll chill here a little then head over to the party, man. Get a good buzz going before we go hunting."

I got an idea. Maybe the best way to tell Dan about the swallowing was just to show him.

"I'll be right back. I got something else you can drink." I grabbed a towel and went to the other end of the locker room where there was a door to my uncle's office. I knocked but there was no answer. I opened the door and looked around. Coast was clear. I thought I could hear him talking somewhere else in the club. We were closed by now, he must have been talking on his cell phone, I figured. I went looking in the cabinet where he kept the shit. Sometimes it was locked but not this time. I put some of it in a cup. Next to all the bottles of supplements and other stuff was a bottle of hot sauce. My uncle puts it on the egg white omelets he was always eating, and this was his favorite stuff, fucking strong. It was called Backfire Peppa sauce, and the label has a picture of a guy with his ass red and exploding. I tossed a couple shots in the cup, figuring it would make this shit taste a little better when we finally drank it.

I came back to the jacuzzi and there was Dan, working on his second beer and lighting up another joint. The smell of pot was really strong but I didn't care. "Where the fuck were you? I'm gonna drink yours too if you don't get back in here. What you got there?"

I set it down by the edge of the jacuzzi while I went over to the urinal to take a leak. "Just some stuff my uncle keeps around. It does some fucking cool shit."

"Like gets you high?"

"Kind of," I said.

"Fucking cool!"

I shook off my dick and came back. Dan was wiping his mouth.

"FUCK dude, did you drink it? That was for both of us for later."

"Chill, asshole. I want a buzz. Get some more for yourself. Damn, that stuff is like chili pepper hot, need some more beer."

That was how Dan was. I figured the best plan was to stay here a little longer to see if the double dose affected him, and then we could go raise some hell. My uncle said the shit didn't always work for everybody. You had to have a natural gene for it somewhere. Maybe it wouldn't even work for Dan.

We kept talking some more. Dan was telling me about how he nailed this dude in a wrestling match. When Dan gets wild, sometimes he goes over the line.

"And I had the dude pinned, and man, I just got the urge and slid my shorts down, put my ass right on the dude's face. He was mine, man. Made sure he knew he lost."

The weed had my head spinning and I just started laughing my ass off. Dan did that all the time. Wasn't enough to win, he had to rub it in your face - his ass. "Man, that's fucking great." I belched. "Dude why'd you stop there?"

"Make him kiss my ass? Shoulda man"

"Just sit down and I dunno, fucking suck him up your ass."

Dan was taking a hit off the joint and he started laughing so hard he was coughing and choking.

"Fuck .... yeah!" He took the last swig of his beer, then stood up on the bench of the jacuzzi. "Like this!" He bent the can a little bit to give it some edges, then put it in between his round white glutes and gripped it. "UHHHHHH" He squeezed, and mashed the can.

"What the hell is going on in here?"

We looked over. It was one of the guys we'd seen working out before, a towel around his waist, headed for the showers. I knew I knew this dude, I just couldn't remember.

"Are you smoking marijuana?" The dude was maybe 25 or around there but he was sure acting like an asshole. Oh fuck. I knew this guy. New dude in the sheriff's department. My uncle is buddy buddy with all of them, they get special rates and all that shit, and they look out for the place.

Dan hoisted himself up on the edge of the jacuzzi. "Not smoking any more man. Why, you want some?"

"You can't drink in here. You can't fucking smoke pot in here."

"Shut the fuck up man, his uncle runs the place."

"So then he's going to be bailing your asses out of jail. You assholes are busted."

That's who my uncle was probably talking to. Shit. Shit. Shit.

Dan suddenly cracked a huge fart. "Daaaamn. My asshole is sure busted now." He started laughing like crazy, totally high. He cracked another one. "DUDE. My fuckin butthole is on fire, what the fuck was in that shit?"

The deputy guy saw the empty cup with some of the herbal crap still in it. "Drugs, too? Man this is gonna be bad for you fuckheads."

I stood up, holding my hand out. "Listen, mister officer, sir. My friend is a jackoff but maybe we can talk about it. I was trying to get his ass out of here. I'm Mike. He's right, it's my uncle's place."

He reached out to shake my hand. "Well, good to meet you Mike, but you can't just go around -"

I yanked his arm and pushed him into the jacuzzi, jumping in after him. The guy's towel fell off, and he was thrashing around, naked now. He was about my size, lean with some muscle, and I was betting I could take him in an even match.

Dan was staring at me as I was struggling with deputy. "Dude!"

"Dude, turn around!"

"What?"

"TURN AROUND. Show me your ass!" I was yelling as I had the deputy in a lock and was dunking his head underwater.

"What the fuck man, why?" Another colossal fart rumbled up out of Dan's gut. "Ohhh fuck man, my butthole seriously is on fire."

I knew I didn't have time to teach Dan how to swallow the way my uncle taught me, but I was betting that we could take care of things another way.

"JUST FUCKING TURN AROUND AND BEND OVER AND FUCKING SPREAD YOUR ASS CHEEKS, NOW FUCKER!"

Dan just did it. He grabbed his beefy glutes and pulled them apart.

I brought the deputy's head up from underwater and rammed his face right up into Dan's crack. This had to work.

Dan was laughing now. "Oh yeah man, that fucking rocks. Make him eat my ass."

"No, you got it backwards man." I was breathing heavy, holding the guy's face right into Dan's ass. He had swallowed some water and was only struggling weakly. "I want your ass to eat him."

Dan just laughed. "Hell yeah, that'd be fucking cool."

"Do it man. You fucking know you can. There was something in that drink, bud, don't know what that shit is but it helps you do stuff. You got the power man, bet you can feel it. Just fucking do it. Open your fucking ass up and take this dude. You got to man. You got to own him. Fucking DO it!"

I shoved the guy's head forward and at the same time Dan kind of inhaled and flexed his ass.

The guy's head sank in between Dan's buns. He was up to his neck in Dan's ass.

"FUUUUUCK" Dan roared.

"Aw man! Shit! Is it fucking hurting?"

Dan reared up a little. "Hell ... NO .... feels ... fucking ... GREAT!" He let out a huge groan and flexed all the muscles in his body, squeezing his ass. "PUSH THAT FUCKER!" I did as Dan let out another huge roar. I bent the guy's shoulders a little and Dan's hungry ass pulled him in further. The guy was in Dan's ass halfway down his torso.

Dan was yelling so loud it was echoing in the whole locker room.

"FUUUUUUCCCKKKKK" He was pushing back against the guy, flexing and squeezing his glutes. His eyes were closed and he was bracing himself against the edge of the jacuzzi, the veins on his biceps popping out. I could see Dan's dick hard as a fucking rock, standing up out of the water.

I kept pushing, feeling the guy slowly start to slide inch by inch, disappearing into Dan's deep butt crack, slipping in between his muscular white round glutes. We were getting a rhythm and I was figuring out how fast Dan could take the guy. I didn't know how it was happening but it was fucking happening. I was so fucking hard it felt like my dick was going to explode.

The guy was still struggling a little, but every time he moved Dan groaned like he was about to bust a nut. Gobs of precum were spilling out of Dan's dick whenever the guy thrashed around in his ass. Dan was turning red and sweat was dripping off him.

I had my hands on the guy's slim butt now, really leaning my weight into it and driving him up Dan's ass. Dan was getting the hang of it and was almost able to pull the guy in by himself, working him in inch by inch. I could see something happening to Dan like what happened to my uncle when he swallowed a guy down his throat: Dan's back was broadening and getting more muscular. His buns were even getting more muscle, pumping up into big smooth body builder glutes.

The guy was really slipping in fast now that his ass slid up into Dan's ass. I could feel heat coming off of Dan's buttcrack, like a fucking radiator.

"Come on buddy, almost there. Keep fucking going!" I had the guy by the legs and was just ramming him up Dan's ass. It was like shoving a fucking tree trunk up his ass but he was taking it, and now he wanted more.

"FUCK yeah, FUCK yeah, FUCK yeah. PUSH him man! FASTER! Ahhhhh FUCK!"

Dan's ass was doing all the work now, gulping the guy all on his own without me even pushing. Now just the soles of the guy's feet were hanging out of Dan's buttcrack. Dan was gripping the side, sides heaving, waiting before he sucked the guy up all the way.

"Need a hand?"

I fucking jumped hearing my uncle's voice from behind me. He was standing by the wall. I don't know how long he'd been watching but he had a big grin on his face.

"Doing some experimenting, huh guys? Well, good one. I was gonna teach you that one of these days but looks like you got it figured out fine." He came walking over to the jacuzzi. "Welcome to the club, Danny boy."

Dan was so wiped out he couldn't even say anything. He just kept breathing like he'd run a marathon.

"Okay now. Come on, flex. You got to pull him in on your own now. You can do it. Flex it. Pull. Come on, fucker." My uncle was down next to Dan's head, talking in his ear like he did to me. Dan groaned huge and flexed, and the guy's feet just slid up into his asscrack. Dan clamped his buttcheeks shut tight. At the same time, jizz started shooting out of his dick, and his whole body jerked around. I was right on the edge too. I just grabbed my cock and it started shooting off, hitting Dan's back and butt.

My uncle just watched us shooting our wads, then stood up. "Congratulations. Good work." He walked out toward his office.

"Get cleaned up guys and then I'm taking you out. Got a lot to teach you. We'll get started tomorrow."

Dan and I just sank down into the water staring at each other. You could tell Dan's mind was blown.

"Fuuuuuck." he whispered. "I just ... I just fuckin ... I just fuckin swallowed a DUDE up my fuckin ASS ..."

I was so wiped out, all I could do was nod.

After a minute, he just got a huge grin on his face.

"and it was FUCKING COOL."

The End